AAAS: Ass-Kicks as a Service
It's happening. I've seen the first AI videos that officially fooled me. My only antidote: ~
I only write with Vibe~Writing™~Hyphen~of~Death!
Communicating even weirder than before and maxing out my quirks is the only way out: "Quirk-Maxing" is the one true survival strategy.
That means words and spelling get shredded even harder than your dad by Jackie Chan's kids.
Vibe~Writing™
Not available as a course. But you can buy it from me. Then I blast your communication to a level you didn't even know existed ~ without you having to do a thing.
To be precise: you're not even allowed to do a thing. Yeah, we chat and I learn your style and your goals, but for 99.9% of the time it means for you: Hands off! Hands off the marketing! Out! Bad! Drop it!
You need good marketing, but you can't do it. If you could, your marketing wouldn't stress you out, it would print money. But it doesn't. So you're doing it wrong. So just stop.
Sure, you can boss around some mediocre freelancers, working students, interns, juniors or slacker managers and feel important ~ but the result will stay exactly that: mediocre.
So if you want killer marketing that just works and grows your company like absolutely insane ~ then finally hand it over.
Just let a fanatical genius solve it.
I iterate ads live in the market, analyze the reactions, and my evolutionarily hardwired highscore hunter tries to beat himself every single day.
Same for the landing pages.
In total you get massively more efficient marketing that not only works harder, but that you can tell a ton of stories about afterwards.
And stories ~ are still humanity's only true store of value.
So if you want a killer life story in your biography, don't let this moment pass and blast me a damn DM with the keyword "HIGHSCORE" and we can talk.
Otherwise your marketing probably stays irrelevant, growth goes nowhere, and nobody will read the biography either.
Read: just let me cook and I blast your ads, your marketing, your revenue, your cash, your status and your life story to the level after next.
Alternative: keep boring yourself and your customers to death. You're already a pro at that, you don't need me for it.
You need me for the nicest 42 nerdy ass-kicks your company needs to get a mention in the Encyclopedia Galactica.
Well, I didn't plan my morning like this, but now I guess I'm an official ass-kick salesman. There's no business like ass-kicking business. So, click for the kick! 🏆
