Startup Savants Deliver the Hotter Shit

by Data McGrinseyAuf Deutsch lesen
Startup Savants Deliver the Hotter Shit

The days aren't getting shorter,
but the nights are getting longer.

The day brings too much pointlessness ~
especially too much superfluous communication
in emails, messages and video calls.

I love people.
I love communication.

But not this kind.

I love cleaning up.
I love sorting things out.

But most organizations fight against doing the right thing.

The entire orientation is wrong.
Often for years.

No organization gets it right.
No company gets it right.
No team gets it right.
No CEO gets it right.

Drama.

I go into companies as a strategic savant and map their entire world, always locked on Customer Acquisition Cost, Customer Lifetime Value, revenue growth and market dominance.

Always with User Experience at the center.

Every company and every team claims now and then to put User Experience at the center ~> but almost nobody ~ NOBODY ~~~ takes it seriously.

Overall almost nobody seems to take business seriously.

People just do stuff because other people told them to do stuff.

Over time a grand business theater has locked in:

Europe.

My home.

My love?

Yes and no.

I love the whole planet: not just one administrative sector.

And an administrative sector is what we appear to be.

We administer our own decay.

The solution?

Definitely not in a social media post.

But if you want real business hyperdrive, with UFC-grade business sparring that makes the USA look harmless and China look like a chihuahua lapdog: then you get to talk to me.

To quote good ol' Legendari:

"I'm not arrogant, that's just what level looks like from below."

I just checked out Cryo-ET, Cryo-Electron Tomography and it blew my brain. For roughly 15 million you can stand up an infra that freezes cells, slices them and lets you view them at 3 nanometer resolution ~~~~> and what you see then:

THAT IS ORGANIZATION.

Organization that works, lives, repairs itself and reproduces.

THAT IS LIFE.

And every company next to ONE cell is just a 1-booger puzzle with zero pieces.

Let that sink in…

Yeah, it works: 1-piece booger puzzle, eat the booger, one mark ten, and you can go, booger gone, puzzle gone, 0-piece puzzle achieved.

If you need business battle rap because the whole soft-rinsed babble of your video calls, your submissive underexposed underlings, and your arrogance-vomiting overlords, spinvestors and sit-on-it boards is driving you nuts, then treat yourself to a real savant session with strategic ultrakillers on predator-level.

You may apply in the comments for that ~~~> just comment the following words:

"My business needs a punch in the face."